December 2009
18 posts
Me, later: Are these crumbs? Why are there cookie crumbs in the bed?
I am in the mood for a box of wine.
(via lickystickypickyme)
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This is the meal that we got for our at work Christmas. No bosses were involved in the celebration. In fact, they weren’t even there. And that’s how we like it.
The meal was made by the mother of a couple of employees. It tasted completely like margarine.
And yeah, I took a photo of it on the newspaper as though it was kidnapped.
If it were 1988, my car’d be lookin’ this fresh.
Unfortunatly for me, it’s almost 2010. My car still looks like this, but with rust and a broken window. And she won’t go. At least not today.
For Christmas I’ll take a new 6000 please.
Can it be?
Kinder Surprise is banned in the States? ‘Cause you’ll choke on the toy?
Huh.
Operation: Clandestine Christmas Tree is Go
the very first Christmas tree to grace this building. Ever. Picture tomorrow, or later, or whenever the fog drifts out of my camera. I will NOT be taking outdoor photos tonight, mark my words.
Les Trois Accords
Saskatchewan
Good Morning
I’m making a list of pros and cons on this Monday morning. My cons list already includes paper cutting both of my hands simultaneously, forgetting my wallet at home and facing 8 more hours of work with only about 20 minutes of real work on my desk.
On the pro side, Max made my lunch.
Woo.
We should cross-breed Manu Chao with Dr. John. Call the result Dr. Chao. An unstoppable world Zydeco Latin pop monster he would be.
Terry Gilliam
On Q! Right now! CBC Radio 1. Perhaps they stop talking about dead Heath Ledger and get to the good stuff
Guess what
the internet never fucking gets boring. Amazing.
I'm not buying it, Jian
I don’t think this “hermit” that you are interviewing is much of a hermit. Not really convinced by the fact that you are interviewing her over the phone. Or that she is married. And has a website. Also, she just said that she’s not a hermit anymore.
Nice try, though. I still heart you, brain-numbing CBC radio 1.
The Vatican has a Myspace? Ce qui la merde?
November 2009
10 posts
Looks on my face, today edition
- fantasy nap
- Florence Henderson-esque zoned
- one smile
- Brows of Rage!
- grainy
Reasons I should lose weight
- having trouble fitting on favorite bench
- floor board replacement becoming more costly
- it’s getting very time consuming trying to wash myself
Things we’ll miss after the apocolypse
- toilet paper
- sex with anyone who doesn’t smell like feces
- leisure time free from packs of wild dogs
At work activities
- trying to win Trans-Siberian Orchestra tickets
- phoning family at home
- plotting complex Evony strategy
- deleting browser history before trips to break room
Ways they’ve let you down
- son turns out gay, completely unskilled in dance or musical theartre
- had a lengthy NHL career, but is Hal Gill
- went all the way to Berlin, they didn’t even have that wall anymore
Magazines in your mailbox
- Popular Voguecanics
- Baboon Quarterly
- Bounty Hunter Today
Things Gmail is suggesting I buy
- shellfish
- insulation
- polymer clay jewelry
- summer green bean salad
Activities we will enjoy after the Revolution
- sleeping for 3 minute intervals
- slave breeding
- dancing for the Czar
New boyfriends
- second cousin
- Brett Favre
- first least androgenous barista I see
Halloween costumes next year
- neighbours costume we picked out of the trash last night
- an H1N1
- fatter version of this year
October 2009
1 post
Reasons we’re ignoring your birthday
- spent last 3 pay cheques on Charleston Chew, no money for a gift
- anti-aging values strongly clash with your insistance on aging
- you’re an asshole